it's taken me the whole day, but I finally have a song about going to the toilet (sung to the tune of greensleeves). I don't have a chorus yet, but this is how bored I am

* clears throat*

I'm sat here cause I need the loo, it's just a wee, and not a pooh. it will only take a moment or too, and then I will be finished.

it took me an entire day to come up with that, and since I'm not doing anything tonight I'm going to work on a chorus

yes, my life really has hit rock bottom