I don't have a crush on you, but it was kinda hot when you walked me into your office and you were at the door and said "just sit down" and were watching me navigate the table and as I was sitting down you said "ok, yeah." I don't know. Maybe the table was closer to the couch then normal. But I can fit into really small places.

Sometimes you do honestly make my boy parts tingle a bit. But I swear I do not like you.