I'm afraid I don't know any songs.
But I do know some "jingles" that come back to me from time-to-time. Here are a couple of them:
"A man's ambition must be mighty small to write his name on the shithouse wall!"
or:
"This is my throne, all that I own, and I wish to keep it neat. So please be so kind with your behind as to not "poop" on the seat!"