How is she your girlfriend? Is this the same online person? It sounds like she just lives her life and plays games with you. Not a girlfriend.

“She doesn’t want you to masturbate”. That’s the funny one. Why do you “work” on this? She seems to have hundred ridiculous opinions on things. I’d not listen to her

I’d look for a job asap though. Not because she said so but because you likely need it to pay bills. I’d focus on that. Not on this person