you're not also asking *us* for a list... are you doc? hahahahahahaha sorry, couldn't resist!

my T wanted me to eat.. just eat anything, but eat healthy was a higher priority.. he launched into how i could eat melon.. some nutrients but not as objectionable to me as higher carb/cal/fat foods. As he went on (and on and on) about self care, i fumed. He finally noticed the steam pouring from my ears and asked what was up...

"i wanted to talk about serious things and all i get is %#@&#! melons!"

His response, and in all innocence, "I stand behind my melons"