Here is my other favorite.

Since I was in transition between jobs I have been way behind on my bills, including my car payments.

A few weeks ago, I was sitting on my stoop and I happened to be talking to T on the phone and checking my mailbox at the same time. I found three identical envelopes from my car company. T was in the middle of saying something and I interrupted him by saying, "Holy crap-- Hyundai sent me three pieces of mail on the same day. This is beyond not good."

With the most dry voice you can imagine, T goes, " Maybe you won something. "

I burst out laughing.