Hey slumber. You probably dont remember this, but when Bill Clinton became president, everybody was, "so what is Hillary's recipe for chocolate chip cookies?" She got mad. She was like, heres my recipe for universal health care b*****es!

You are hillary here. Youre just on a different plane. Your friends are at the cookie recipe plane. We are all hillary here. The books we've read, the time we've spent in t, discussing here - the knowledge on the Couch alone bowls me over sometimes.

But who doesnt appreciate an excellent cookie?