divine! - next you'll be telling me wedding guests no longer form Conga lines or dance the "hokey pokey." I guess I'm an old fogey remembering the traditions of a bygone error. Well - it was fun stuff!

Like Will, I've never enunciated marital vows. I'm not particularly sad about it. I wish to disown that dumb thing above about some guys and "the barrel." As for me, I know my worth, and I am definitely among the "creme de la creme." So are you, @black-roses, so are you. There are plenty of ding-dongs who manage to get married. It's really not a hallmark of personal greatness.

Black-roses, I do hope you bump into someone special and that it goes how you'ld like it to. Having kids, I think, is about the bravest thing an intelligent person can get involved in. I'ld sooner take up sky-diving without a parachute.