Yesterday's interview went south, mainly because the company started looking more and more like an MLM the more I read their promotional materials. They were promising bonuses right off the bat, explaining those bonuses with acronyms I couldn't make heads or tails of. They had testimonials of people who "changed their life" working for them with little real explanation of the actual job beyond "Sell! Sell! Sell!" Sell what, for instance? The promo materials wouldn't explain what insurance I was selling and the actual recruiters wouldn't either. Maybe it was, and I swear this is a real thing, alien abduction insurance? Actually, I would love to try and sell that to people, just to see their reaction!

On Planet Earth, I've got my doctor's appointment in two hours! I am excited! Well, as excited as you can be to go to the doctor. But still, proper medical care!