A coworker asked if I was going to the parade and I said "I didn't even know there was a parade" - So I walk into town to get my meds and the pharmacist said "Are you going to watch the parade?" - I said the same thing lol..

As the parade was starting, I walked into 711 to get a drink and no one was there - The cashier walked into the store, smiling, saying "The store is closed".

I then came home and Googled "Why don't I enjoy life"

Why don’t I enjoy life? You asked Google – here’s the answer | Anouchka Grose | The Guardian

Anyways, happy Canada day lol..