i liked the funny stories. Who else can i tell these to anyway? So... debate-free funny therapy or mental health related stories

i'll start with another one...

i almost went to therapy in odd shoes. i had changed clothes at a star bucks and apparently put on one of each pair of shoes from the old outfit and new one. i didn't notice. i ran errands that way and was about to go to therapy when i saw what i had done. To make it even better... the other two shoes were missing. I had left them in the bathroom at starbucks. i called and the staff had the shoes but were very confused about it.

i had to go to therapy in an old pair of leather clogs... and believe me, when i take them off they stink. i ALWAYS take off my shoes in therapy. i should have decided against it, but i'm a creature of habit... and.. oh boy. Foot smell. Once done it was to obvious to put them back on... neither of us said anything... just had foot smell for the whole session

eep