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What do you call a mermaid's underwear?
Algae--bra!
I saw my boyfriend with a piece of graph paper the other day. I think he's plotting something.
What does an acorn say when it grows up?
Gee-Im-A-Tree
*Math geek out*
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"I don't know what I'm looking for."
"Why not?"
"Because...because...I think it might be because if I knew I wouldn't be able to look for them."
"What, are you crazy?"
"It's a possibility I haven't ruled out yet,"
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