There was a statistics teacher who would always accelerate hard when driving through intersections and then slow down after passing through. One day he drove a colleague to work who was noticeably uncomfortable at his driving. The colleague asked, “Why do you always drive so fast through intersections?” To which the statistics teacher responded, “Well, statistically speaking, you’re more likely to have an accident in an intersection, so I make sure to get through them as fast as possible!”

Sound logic.

You should never start a conversation with Pi. It’ll just go on and on forever.

Baker: Pies are round and cakes are square! Mathematician: No, πr2

Why do atheists have trouble with exponents? They don’t believe in higher powers!

Ok now I'm done