Every time I have a cigarette at work, I spray myself with a really powerful *unscented* odor eliminator I got from the store. I use it at Mom and Dad's and they say it really works, and my boss says he's never noticed a cigarette smell on me. There's a strict policy on not wearing scented products, and this product is terrific for neutralizing odors.

So I had bought four of them, but what I didn't realize was that one said "cool rain". Now, when I spray myself I do a serious heavy dose all over. So I did that, and after I had done it, I realized I reeked of men's cologne, and I smelled strongly of cologne for hours and I had to wash my clothes afterwards! I was so embarrassed!

Luckily the store was nice enough to give me my money back.