going to the fair and trying to get on a rollercoaster

when I got on, the safety bar wouldn't go down over me (it was a struggle as it is to get on), and the ride operator went.. she's a little.. well, (and he couldn't find the words), so the woman behind turned around said- fat. she's fat. probably eats too many cookies

I struggled off the ride and went to try and win a teddybear in sted

(one of many!). I love this thread.