We all want to meet our charming prince. What a burden to put on another human being. Are you his ideal woman? Everytime i prepare a meal, i think about how i would resent sharing it with some ungrateful goon. And i would be just as hard on him. Toothpaste in the sink? Cap left off the tube? Off with his head!

Not to mention the nigerian online scams. Its not about a prince sending you email offering to share his inheritance. Now they pretend to be american servicemen. Google it. Gorgeous servicemen. Who turn out to be gay strippers IRL. I.e., stolen identities.