seriously

I'm agrown woman and my bucket list is so childish

1. call the cats rescue centre and tell them I got a dog

2. call the dog centre and tell them I got a cat

3. ring the emergency services and play sound of the police on my sterrio

4. sing a rude song about the health service to a doctor

5. milk a cow. (I hate milk.)

6. eat dog food

I mean, get a grip, right?

no experiences, or seeing the world, any of that, just what I've just listed