That would be a good one but I think it would just go over his head. He's probably reacting to his own feelings if anyone talked to him like that. But I'm not talking to HIM, I'm talking to my husband who's asked me to tell him point blank what it is I want him to do!

The rose stem would be a good idea, too. He usually wears elastic waisted pants of short, but... I'd have to go looking for the front of his pants because it's hidden under his gut!!

Some people! I swear!