It's one thing to make comment and not do the work... but kind of fun if the job's done right too.

Here's another one he sent me. (Mind you, he just recently got on the internet ...with an email addy.)

Federal Government Authority

A Department of Water representative stopped at a farm and talked with
an Old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for your
Water allocation.'
The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field over there.'
The Water representative said, 'Mister, I have the authority of the
Federal Government with me.
See this card? This card means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WANT on
ANY agricultural land.
No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you
understand?'
The old farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Later, the Old farmer heard loud screams and saw the Water Rep running
for the fence and close behind was the farmer's huge-horned prize bull.
The bull was gaining on the Water Rep. with every step. The Rep was
clearly terrified, so the old farmer immediately threw down his tools,
ran to the fence and shouted out.....
'Your card! Your card! Show him your card!'