I asked my friends, my sister, people on askfm people on FB chat what they'd do if someone called you overweight last year but then flirted with you 2 days ago and here were the funniest replies. "Accept the date but at a hell expensive place and never show up".

"Personally, I'd send him a random **** pic"

"I say eh u don't want me I'm faaaaaat go **** a skinny *****. Bag of bones"

"i’d tell him to shove it up his *** and go **** himself ) 😌"

"****in' bye ***** to them"

"Tell him to get lost".

Man that take him to a expensive restaurant has still got me laughing.