My stomach hurts like a mofo from i dont know what, so i will provide the coffee bar, as coffee seems to soothe the savage belly.

Also a tray of Dr Oz's crudités!

And - i was watching Hoarders this week, and they were going to throw out this guy's GIANT bottle of pure golden Strega (like Galliano). It looked like it was still sealed. Im sure someone took it home and washed the rodent excrement off it! I surely would have - then we could have poured it in our coffee.