Kit, maybe you should talk about how her flakiness and unreliability does not help you at all.

I have had a day—dentist this morning (a crown needed to be recemented), then doctor to look at my arm, then X-ray on the arm. X-ray hurt because of the position my arm needed to be in. Like nausea inducing pain. It’s likely just tendonitis, X-ray was to rule out any fractures.

So I am having a hot fudge sundae with jimmies for dinner. Sue me.

Also, what will they think of next? A human dog bed: Amazon.com