while I'm still at lunch i just pulled up my old timesheets and see that I haven't called in sick since 7/8/20... and that was only a partial day I don't even remember why. My boss made me cry this morning, probably cuz I'm just tired and worn out over everything lately. I wish I could have been like "dude. Why are you getting on my case? I am probably THE most dependable member of our team - why don't you take a look at when the last time was I called in sick and then tell me how many people on our team have that kind of record? Yeesh. One day of stats that is slightly below what you want and you're all over my butt. Go away."