I wish I hadn't said any of that stuff. My shame is really kicking in. You misinterpreted and I felt ghastly and then you threw in a cliche and then I felt alone and then I became hostile and then you floundered and then I was disconnected and then you started moving which was really annoying but at least I knew what was happening and then you felt clever because you had managed the situation and then I answered your stupid questions because doing anything else felt hopeless and then we said goodbye and now I feel shame. I hate that I can't contact you because I really really want to shove this shame back at you. You ****ing hold it. We both know you aren't as bright as me and that your teeth are rotten and that your hair is out of condition and that your whole demeanour screams daddy issues so let's get that said and then I will feel better.