Can we have friends over tonight?
Yes, but you're playing video games because I'm watching a movie. I may ditch you all and go visit the neighbors for an hour.

Can we have chicken for supper?
Yes, I bought chicken with the groceries.

I don't have any underwear.
That's because you didnt do the laundry I told you to do. Guess you have something to do in the next hour Mr. Commando.

Do you like my beard?
Yes, and quit leaving clippings in the sink.
DON'T DAD ME FOR EVERYTHING!
I'm the Dad, get over it. Go trim your beard and clean up before your girlfriend comes over.

What are we doing tomorrow?
Do you mean, what are we doing AFTER your homework is done? Because if you get it done early enough I'm happy to put you all in the van and go for treats after supper tomorrow.

Can you help me change the sheets on my bed?
Yes, are the old ones already in the wash. Your brother is taking a shower so you might have to wait.

Dad, did you torque the pinch bolt on my balljoint?
Nope, everything is installed. Tighten it down and back check it before you put the wheel back on. Double check wheel torque before you leave the driveway.

Dad, did you get me pit stick?
Yes, lady speedstick cucumber. Let me kiss your head. Now go away cause I'm busy. Nope, I need more. Hug me first. Now go away.


Holy Jeeeeperz I like being home!!

I love all of this!

Just a good day.