I'm thinking about this time back in like 97 when a clown was handing out balloons at Kmart and my sister said "theres a clown giving out balloons!" And my mom said "you guys go get one but get one for your brother too." But when we reached the clown he was out of them.

Kinda ****ed up when you think about it as an adult. Some clown handing out a few balloons. My mom letting my sister and I who were under 10 off by ourselves to get some.

I swear this really happened too.