Ok, I am going to try my very best to not be a cow today. No telling you that you aren't good at your job, no criticising your approach, no swipes at your set up. I am going to be honest and true and vulnerable. No pointless attacks at you to avoid my discomfort. But you have to do your bit because when you start behaving like a moron, I can't help but punish you. Now there's ugly.