I have been married for 25 years and it looks like it may be coming to an end.

Now that weed is legal in Michigan, my wife thinks it's wonderful and loves her "gummies". I resent drugs because I know what addiction can do to a person / family but my wife insists she can handle it and will only do it on a "responsible" basis. Well, knowing my wife, I know she can't do it in moderation. She has overindulged more times than I care to remember which has led to more embarrassing situations than anyone should ever have to endure. The final straw was last night when she was obviously stoned after I came home and she told me she bought "gummies" hoping I wouldn't find out (after denying it at first). If you can't trust your spouse, who CAN you trust?

I was young and, yes, I smoked weed and drank with the best of them. I haven't had a drop of alcohol in over 20 years and it has been longer than that since I smoked anything. Does that make me a better person? Probably not. Does it make me more responsible? Absolutely. I'm quite proud of my "goody-two-shoes" approach in life. I may not be the most exciting guy on the planet but I'll argue I'm one of the more responsible ones and for that I am grateful.

I will be talking to an attorney next week to see what I'm in for. I know the joke is divorce is expensive but so worth it. Well, I'm about to live it.