I don’t even want to go to the effort of lying. I’ve thought about wearing a ring, but I hate the way wearing jewelry feels on me. It’s weird. I think if I’m ever asked if I have a boyfriend again, I’ll just say “No, thank you,” make noncommittal shrugs at any follow up questions, & use it as an exercise for breathing through/tolerating uncomfortable awkwardness knowing it will eventually pass. Thank you though!