Texts like this really warm my heart. This is from a 33 year old bartender at a ckub where we perform and she has the most incredible body, especially her abs, i mean stunning isnt even sufficiently descriptive, but i don't have the self confidence to act on it.

I told her that my studio apartment has a hidden benefit in that it helps to keep me single.

She replied with the following text:

"Well I'm not materialistic so that wouldn't matter to me. But I'm not looking to be in a relationship anyways right now.But for you I would be a friend with benefits if it helped you get thru this. OMG did I just say that. LOL Hey Everyone needs people in their lives and especially when they are going thru hard times."