I'm going to George Costanza myself a la "opposite day" (great episode). That's the ONLY way that George Costanza got a real job with the Mets. Ha! So, fake it til I make it.

I am going to create a work character life the way Joey on the tv sitcom Friends did, when he temped at Chandler's workplace.

If acting works for fictional tv characters, it HAS to work for a real life person.