Your sarcasm made me kinda laugh, especially in #5. Then I realized that these are likely various scenarios that you've experienced with someone who likes to fight with you. I'm so sorry... those are all abusive statements and behaviors that the person is exhibiting. Is this your partner who is doing that to you? Your post is a bit ambiguous, so I am not sure what you're looking for from the community with this thread? I've experienced these scenarios with my ex narc husband who is abusive. What a horrible memory. He did all those and then some to me, which always started a fight, inevitably. Nasty, knock down drag out fights that would last for hours. Uggghhhhhh. Not a pleasant memory.