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Originally Posted by Samicat
"What is the difference between a man and a vibrator?"
"A vibrator can't mow the lawn."
I always loved this joke. But admittedly I didn't hear anything good about men from my mother, so I always figured they were more trouble than they were worth. Until I met my husband obviously.
Still there are some pretty amazing vibrators out there these days.
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Hahahahah I needed the laugh. My grandmother had some sayings about men. When she saw a woman dating a loser, she’d say why is this girl dating this bozo, even if she won her private parts in a lottery, she’d not let that guy near them. Pretty vulgar but funny.
I think when you get into sexual encounters with men you don’t know that well and not in a relationship with, there’s no way to know if there are good lovers. I’ve met some useless ones. In fact I’d say the best ones are those who are emotionally involved with you and for whom you mean a lot. In my experience the ones that aren’t that into you and aren’t that serious about you, are just no good. Selfish lovers usually. You might be better off with other methods.
You can hire someone to mow the lawn lol we own a condo and our HOA fee covers landscaping. No men needed 🤣
You crack me up