your stepmom is in the same grade as you

ya sit on the porch to break your beans and watch cars go by

when you're thanksgiving dinner includes: sweet tea, beanie weanies and a plate of green onions.

the cops get called on a neighbor and you go to sit on the porch to watch...with your sweet tea.

you get ur dinner by shooting a deer out your living room window.

all these are true happenings in my ky county btw.