I swear, at the start of today, every part of my body was cramping.

I could barely move from pain.

also while I was lying there in pain I wet myself, badly wet myself too, this body isn't what it used to be.

when I could finally get up, I got up, wobbled, fell forward, clicked and fell on the floor.

so yeah I've now got itchy skin everywhere because, you know, everything else has gone.. seems only fair my body makes me itch so much it makes the itching worse.