I read a guide on the internet for how to take care of a baby, and I'm not sure it could be more to the point even if it wanted to be.
" is your baby tired?. well, it's nap time, so you need to put her in the cot with a baby mobile and some toys".

" is your baby thirsty?. well, it's time to give her a drink from the bottle".
naaaaaah!. you don't say!. kept me laughing for hours