I had a revelation in the shower this week. Because the stupid drain runs so slowly, i turned off the water after i washed my hair and face. Then i soaped up the rest of my body - and how PLEASANT it was without all those vicious little drops attacking me relentlessy and foiling my attempts to get soapy all over! It was like, all of a sudden, i wasnt in the middle of a mad rock concert or a wartime battlefield. I could be calm. And i calmly washed my legs and feet, the bane of so many youtube and other online rants: "Wash your legs!!!" Reader, I did.