Oh J,
It is sooo you to try to make me feel good about a week where I spent over half my bank account on alcohol, drove under the influence (multiple times!), fought viciously and broke up with my girlfriend over her sending me the text "ur my wourld", punched a hole in the wall, spent most of the time flipping back and forth between "I am better than anyone" and "holy fck I should sui before anyone sees this mess," started binging again, and--worst of all --gave myself shytty bangs.

Thanks for trying