My eyesight has IMPROVED??? Aw c'mon, not by THAT much! Really??? How is that possible??? I see. Well that's just $@%!! weird. So now I need another new pair of glasses. Sixteen $@%!! months after getting new glasses I need more new glasses. Pardon me while I say more bad words.... *bleeeeeeeeep bleeepity bleeeeep bleeeeep.....bleeeeep*

somewhat fictionalized account of actual events.