Pretty sure S just caught me purging. He went out for a bit so I thought I'd have time for a pint of ice cream half a box of cheerios and a hurly swirly. I made it to the hurly swirly bit, but I heard him knock once on the bathroom door and walk away so I think he knows.

Now taking bets on what he'll do next!!!
1. (what I think is most likely) make awkward conversation tiptoeing around the subject, like, "hey, uh, did you hear about so, and so? Apparently she's pretty sick. Like throwing up....you know, nevermind...."
2. (my fav) be passive aggressive about it
3. Outright mock me/make fun of me (doubt it, that's more of a parental unit thing)
4. Go into super overprotective mode (also incredibly likely) and watch me when I eat more than a couple bites and lock the bathroom doors and not leave me alone.
5. Have a genuine, honest conversation about it (HA! As if!)
6. Other? Specify