starting a funny thread please add but be carefull to try not to offened ppl :


Gardening Rule:
When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.

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The best way to garden is to put on a wide brimmed straw hat and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They are difficult to get started, emit foul smells and don't work half the time.