"I'm a sociopath who would end up in jail without drugs & alcohol... You're just like me, you know?"
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Other ED encouraging stuff like "If you can pinch an inch, you're too fat." "You should be able to see your ribs." "Gotta do 50 push ups a day, every day, and at least 100 sit ups." (He didn't do any of this himself), but of course I wanted to be "healthy" so I took this as religion.
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"Every time you feel that lump in your throat, your eyes watering, hold it back and do something else. When I'm depressed I just forget it. I don't get angry (no shyt sherlock you're always on downers)." (Surprise, I found self harm, disordered eating, abusive relationships, and severely inwardly directed anger that explodes outwardly every now and then).
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Probably the worst of all
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"Mom, the neighbor is, uh, doing things to me he shouldn't be doing."
Mom: What do you want me to do about it?
--Later on, same convo--
Dad: yeah, listen, you should go to the roman empire woman had it way worse