This is how redneck we are: (just for starters)

Cable tied our windshield wipers to stay on

Drove around for a week with our van door tied on

Drove a winter with balnkets to keep warm b/c the heater didnt work only to realize by spring we had the A/C on!!!

Buy duct tape by the bulk b/c it fixes EVERYTHING!

Hubby super glues his teeth back on