I was being particularly self-critical in session today.

Dr. T: The over-under on you calling yourself "pathetic" in a session is 11, and you're getting very close to that, with 20 minutes left. So be aware of that.

Me: I know, I'm very self-critical. But wait, could you make money off it? Did you bet on it? Do you have the over or the under?
We both laughed.

It helped that he called it out though. I stopped before referring to myself that way the rest of the session. Like I'd be about to say it, realized what I was saying, and stopped.

For those who don't know about sports betting (it might be used in casino stuff, too), people will bet on the over or under for a game. Like, in American football, maybe it's for the total score to be 40. If someone bets the "over," they win if the score is 41 or more. The under wins if it's under 40. (I don't think either win if it's exactly 40.)