If you are that constipated you probably need to do something more drastic then start poop pudding. When I've gone a week without pooping and nothing else has worked (try bisacodyl if you haven't) I resort to a bottle of magnesium citrate. It will give you serious diarrhea but it will get things moving again. There's something else out there called nurse's remedy or something like that that is supposed to work really well. I've never tried it because it includes coffee and I'm caffeine free. After you are cleared out then try poop pudding to prevent it happening again.