1) Vacations are not permissible unless you take the patient with you.

2) Only one client per T.

3) No ragged couches allowed

4) Apologize when there is a rupture, it is always your fault.

5) No changing appointments. No decreasing appointments.

6) Anger at a patient is not permissible.

Okay, for anyone who's going to stick up for Ts, yes, this is sarcastic. I love my T and think he does need a vacation at this point.

But humour me. Can anyone come up with some more rules following number six?