12. Must return all phone calls promptly and cheerfully.
13. Must call you occasionally out of the blue just to see how you are doing.
14. Must hold your hand in the two of his/hers and look you in the eyes and say you are doing such good, hard work and he/she is proud of you.
15. Must give you presents on your birthday.
16. Must give you one free session for every ten attended!

I could go on and on.

What fun Sol!