18. Must state at least once, every session, in some form, how the practice would be completely devastated, if not for you, the most interesting, amazing, fascinating client ever.

19. Must give every 3rd session for free.

20. Must give a 50 % discount for giving therapy to a therapist.

21. Must call randomly, at least twice per day, just to check in.

22. Must buy you a teddy bear.

23. Must compliment how fabulous you look at the beginning of each session.