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Old Jun 17, 2008, 07:33 AM
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31. Must not have office chairs with assprints from previous patients

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34. If previous patient leaves assprint, must fluff up and turn over cushion prior to my arrival.

35. Must have an ipod dock and play only the client's favorite artists during session.

36. Must accept all offerings of letters, poetry, etc. from client with gracious unconditional acceptance and gratitude.

37. Must occasionally ask patient what his or her favorite artist, singer, pop culture item is and explore associations accordingly.
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