I’m reading the Readers Digest, humor the best medicine. I immediately thought of this thread.

“ a German shepherd, a Doberman and a cat die and go to heaven. They are greeted by God, who asks each of them what they believe in. The German shepherd goes first. “Discipline,training and loyalty to my master” he says. “Good” says God. “You may sit on my right. Now Doberman, what do you believe in?” The Doberman answers, “Love, care and protecting my master”. “Excellent, says God. “You may sit on my left. Now cat, it’s your turn. What do you believe in?”
The cat replies, “I believe you’re sitting in my seat”

Submitted by—Merry Pruitt, Columbia, OH